Friday, March 5, 2010

I'm Pregnant

There are still a lot of days between now and December 5, but those days add up to months - nine of them.

Between then and now, I'm sure I'll have my fair share of discomfort. I'll be sore and tired. I'll get dizzy if I stand up too fast. The cravings have already started; I feel like I'm eating for two and I'm only a week into this whole ordeal.

I'm going to fret about my weight, have a short mental breakdown or two, [try to] limit my alcohol consumption, and just generally be miserable for three trimesters. In the end, there will be a lot of huffing, a lot of puffing, and a whole lot of searing pain, and then I probably won't be able to walk right for days... but it'll be worth it.

Oh man, will it be worth it.